When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
I was bullied throughout school. Not severely it didn’t affect me. But I got bullied. I brought it on myself because I was an arrogant little fucker. And when I was 15 I had a 17-year-old girlfriend at school and that pissed everyone off. Especially since they’d spent years calling me gay.
—Damon Albarn in Q Magazine | April 2014 (via damonalbarn)
افتح فمك فقط إن كان ما ستقوله أجمل من الصمت
Open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence
—Arabic Proverb (via psych-facts)